September 11th, 2006
|businesscasual||05:39 pm - We Will Never Forget|
Congrats! We've officially passed the YEAR ANNIVERSARY of NOBODY GETTING THE GAS FACE! And since I fail to believe that we've been gas face-less for an entire year, here's a couple of ones that roll off the brain...
For making their shit nice looking and basically functional enough so people will buy it but shitty enough to where something that I bought a little over a year ago no longer exists and if it breaks and they can't fix it.
Poor! as hell.
2. The Toyota Echo
This also has been discontinued, leaving me wondering whether or not everything I own has quickly become a novelty item.
3. People who write Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert slash fan fiction
Mostly because it's FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY HIGH CONCEPT and I kind of wish I would have thought of it first. The concept, that is. Not the stories. I so want to read it but I can't. I am physically unable to read this stuff (and I linked it blind, I'll have you know)...
Their faces were inches apart, eyes unable to look away from each other’s as they each pondered this development in utter – probably shocked, Jon thought – silence. Then the moment broke and Stephen’s hand was on the back of his head and they were kissing frantically...
4. Whole Foods
For putting things in their hot bar that send people to the toilet. I know people who have gone back three, four times hoping that maybe it was a one off incident. Not the case. Thank you for giving people, literally, the Gas Face.
5. Buckwild from Flavor Of Love
Here's some advice: KNUCK IF YOU BUCK. I just saw this show for the first time ever last night and I call bullshit on anyone who still screams out HOLLA!!!! and really means it. She walked off the show instead of fighting New York! Also, she's got gap teef in her mouth so your gat's got to fit.
August 15th, 2005
|these_idlehands||11:30 am - no money, mo problems|
your work calling you up a half an hour before your shift and saying it's kind of slow why don't you come in later and we'll talk about you maybe taking a "break" gets the gas face! Why don't I just call up all the utilities and my landlord and tell him i'm taking a "break"? THIS IS MY LIFE, NOT A FUCKING HOBBY.
Current Mood: mostly unemployed
Current Music: crappy jazz as i hold waiting to cancel my cell which i can no longer afford
inappropriate use of and/or combining of
pants and skirt gets you the gas-face!
March 15th, 2005
November 10th, 2004
|jimmymontrose||04:32 pm - This Dude That Works in My Office|
Gets the GAS FACE cuz he's annoying as hell and lurks around my desk until I notice him to ask me stupid questions and then if I don't get back to him in like 5 minutes, he's back again. I hate this fucker. He gets gassed.
November 6th, 2004
October 18th, 2004
|emokidsloveme||06:11 am - College Republicans|
Early Voting begins today in Florida and guess what...College Republicans from UNF lined up at 6:30 p.m. last night to be the first in line today so they could be the first in Florida to cast votes for George W. Bush. POOR!
September 20th, 2004
|murderama||11:39 am - Hate him hate him HATE HIM!|
Gas Face. Need I explain why?
|american_rose||11:32 am - long time reader, first time poster...|
ugg! girls that get french manicured tips on their TOES!! totally get the gasface